Slow Cow Mind Cooler - Functional Drink
- Clear Focus
- Radiance
- Zero Caffeine
A sparkling functional drink with zero caffeine. Pick Focus to lock in, or Shine to glow from within — or keep both in the fridge.
In stock, ships by Tue, Oct 13
Made in CANADA
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Free shipping on orders over $100
- 20M+ Cans Sold Since 2008
- Made in Canada
- Caffeine-free across the entire range
- No sucralose or aspartame
- No artificial colours
- Free shipping on orders over $100
Which Slow Cow is yours?
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Made for
Focus
For students, builders, gamers and athletes — anyone who needs to lock in, without the caffeine jitters and crash.
- Caffeine-free
- Alpha-GPC + EGCG
- Nootropics + adaptogens
- Multivitamins
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Made for
Shine
For anyone who wants their glow-up to start from the inside.
- 5 g collagen
- Biotin + glycine
- Antioxidants
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Coming soon
Made for
Serenity
The third Mind Cooler is still in the lab. Gut first, then mind. That's all we can say for now. Get on the list and you'll know before everyone else.
Slow Cow Focus
Switch your brain on.
Alpha-GPC, L-theanine and decaffeinated green tea rich in polyphenols (EGCG and catechins) work together to support focus and mental clarity. Ginseng, ginger and rosehip bring a warm, spicy kick, and a multivitamin and electrolyte complex makes it a crisp refresher — all without caffeine or a crash.
- Caffeine-free
- 151 mg Alpha-GPC
- Zero crash

Slow Cow Shine
Your glow starts from the inside.
5 g of collagen, glycine, sodium hyaluronate and biotin. Your beauty ritual, in a can — because looking your best starts with feeling your best.
- 5 g collagen
- Biotin + glycine
- Sodium hyaluronate
- Green tea

Coming soon
Slow Cow Serenity
Something blue is brewing.
The third Mind Cooler is still in the lab. Gut first, then mind. That's all we can say for now. Get on the list and you'll know before everyone else.
Is Slow Cow a supplemented food?
Yes. In Canada, Mind Coolers are supplemented foods: drinks with added vitamins, minerals or other ingredients. That's why every can carries a Supplemented Food Facts table, a caution identifier and cautionary statements. Please read them before drinking.
Do I have to pick just one?
No — and most people don't. The three aren't better or worse versions of each other. Serenity is for when the day has been a lot. Focus is for when something actually has to get done. Shine is for the things that show up in months rather than minutes.
What’s in the Mix pack?
Eight cans each of Serenity, Focus and Shine — 24 cans total. The Mix pack arrives with Serenity. For now, pick Focus, Shine, or both.
How do I fit Slow Cow into my day?
Everyone's different, so we don't promise a timeline. Slow Cow is made to fit into your routine: Focus for your work, study or training sessions, Shine as a daily ritual, Serenity for your wind-down moments.
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 2–5 business days anywhere in Canada. You'll get tracking as soon as your order leaves our warehouse.
Every Moment Starts With Clarity.
Focus
Deep focus. Zero crash.
What's in it & why
Alpha-GPC, a nootropic for deep work, backed by L-theanine so it never tips into wired. Ginseng, rosehip and ginger for a warm, spicy kick, plus decaffeinated green tea extract (EGCG and catechins). All topped off with a full multivitamin complex.
When to drink it
Focus is best before work, studying, sports or anything that demands concentration.
Tastes Like
- Pineapple
- Mango
- Ginger
Packed with
- 🧠 Alpha-GPC
- 🍵 L-theanine
- 🍃 Green tea EGCG
- 🌿 Ginseng
- 💪 Taurine
- ⚡️ Electrolytes
- 🍊 Vitamin C
- 🌾 B Vitamins
Shine
Beauty and wellbeing, from within.
What's in it & why
5g of collagen with hyaluronic acid and biotin. Glycine and L-theanine to keep you even, green tea antioxidants and vitamins A, C and D3 on top.
When to drink it
Shine fits naturally into your daily wellness routine, especially after workouts or as your everyday beauty ritual.
Tastes Like
- Blueberry
- Acai
- Hibiscus
Packed with
- ✨ Collagen
- 💅 Biotin
- 🍵 L-theanine
- 🌿 Ginseng
- 🍃 Green Tea
- 🛡️ Antioxidants
- 💠 Glycine
- 🍊 Orange
Serenity Coming soon
Something blue is brewing.
The third Mind Cooler is still in the lab. Gut first, then mind. That's all we can say for now. Get on the list and you'll know before everyone else.
Mix Pack Coming soon
Every Mind Cooler. Every moment
What's in it & why
Eight cans each of Serenity, Focus and Shine — 24 cans total. Arrives with Serenity. For now, pick Focus, Shine, or both.
Ingredients
Carbonated water, Cane sugar, Natural flavours, Taurine, Citric acid, Sea salt, Alpha-GPC, Botanical infusion (Decaffeinated green tea extract, Ginger root extract, Panax ginseng root, Rose hip fruit), Potassium citrate, Magnesium glycinate, Beta-Carotene (Vitamin A), Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), Stevia extract, L-Theanine, Niacin (Vitamin B3), Calcium pantothenate (Vitamin B5), Pyridoxine hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Biotin, Methylcobalamin (Vitamin B12).
Carbonated water, Hydrolyzed bovine collagen (5g), Cane sugar, Citric acid, Taurine, Natural flavours, Glycine, Lactic acid, Botanical infusion (Decaffeinated green tea extract, Panax ginseng root), Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C), Sodium hyaluronate, Stevia extract, Red carrot (Colour), L-Theanine, Niacin (Vitamin B3), Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3), Pyridoxine hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Beta-carotene (Vitamin A), Biotin.
Something blue is brewing.
The third Mind Cooler is still in the lab. Gut first, then mind. That's all we can say for now. Get on the list and you'll know before everyone else.
So… what's a Mind Cooler?
A Mind Cooler is a functional beverage designed to help you find clarity, balance, and your best state of mind.
Every can is built with recognized ingredients to support how you think, feel, and perform throughout your day.
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Deep Focus
FocusAlpha-GPC, L-theanine and decaffeinated green tea extract (EGCG and catechins) work together to support focus and mental clarity, without caffeine or a crash.
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Glow From Within
Shine5 g of collagen with biotin, green tea polyphenols, vitamin C, L-theanine and glycine. A beauty ritual you just sip.
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Something blue is brewing.
SerenityThe third Mind Cooler is still in the lab. Gut first, then mind. That's all we can say for now. Get on the list and you'll know before everyone else.
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Sustained energy
A complete B-vitamin complex — a factor in energy metabolism — with taurine and decaffeinated green tea extract (EGCG and catechins), balanced with the warm flavour of ginseng, ginger and rosehip. All without caffeine.
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Everyday wellness
Vitamin C, green tea extract and botanical extracts in every can.
Everything you want. Nothing you don’t.
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Slow Cow Focus
You get
Sharp, steady focus
Without
CaffeineJittersThe crash
Thanks to
- 151 mg Alpha-GPC
- L-theanine
- Green tea (EGCG + catechins)
- Taurine + multivitamins
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Slow Cow Shine
You get
Glow from within
Without
Pills to swallowPowders to mix
Thanks to
- Collagen
- Hyaluronic acid
- Glycine
- Vitamins A, B3, B6, B7, C + D3
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Slow Cow Serenity Coming soon
You get
Something blue is brewing.
Without
Thanks to
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Every can
You get
A drink you can feel good about
Without
SucraloseAspartameArtificial colours
Thanks to
- Natural flavours
- Botanical extracts
- Adaptogens
- Vitamins + minerals
The science inside
Focus
Nootropic
Alpha-GPC is a premium source of choline, the nutrient your body uses to make acetylcholine.
Caffeine-Free
There's no caffeine in here. None. What you taste is green tea and L-theanine, with a warm, spicy kick from ginseng, ginger and rosehip. Nothing is being borrowed from your afternoon to pay for your morning.
Hydration
Focus contains electrolytes — sodium, potassium and magnesium — and it's easy to sip through a long work or study session.
Antioxidants
Decaffeinated green tea extract, a source of catechins like EGCG, with rosehip. All of green tea's character, none of the caffeine.
The science inside
Shine
Collagen
Shine uses hydrolyzed collagen, already broken down into small peptides. A full 5 g in every can.
Radiance
Biotin is a B vitamin and a factor in energy metabolism and tissue formation. It sits alongside the collagen in every can of Shine.
Antioxidants
Shine is made with green tea polyphenols, vitamin C and beta-carotene (provitamin A). Our blueberry, açaí and hibiscus flavour is a nod to them.
Mood
L-theanine, EGCG, catechins and glycine join the collagen, with a touch of ginseng in the flavour. Shine is a ritual for how your day feels, not only how it looks.
What People Are Saying
"Steady focus and zero crash. Exactly what I wanted."
"A collagen routine I never skip."
89%
reported feeling more focused — without the spike and crash of an energy drink.*
92%
said they'd make it part of their daily routine.*
*Based on self-reported feedback from participants in Slow Cow pre-launch product trials. Individual experiences vary. Not a clinical study.
Ingredient Spotlight
What each ingredient is, and what it's known for.
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L-theanine
An amino acid found naturally in tea leaves. Studies suggest it promotes a relaxed yet alert state of mind, without drowsiness, which is why it's so often paired with other focus ingredients.
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Alpha-GPC
A natural choline compound and one of the most studied nootropics. Choline is what the body uses to make acetylcholine, a messenger tied to memory and attention, and studies have looked at Alpha-GPC for its role in memory, focus and mental performance.
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Hydrolyzed Collagen
The most abundant protein in the body, found in skin, hair, nails and joints. Hydrolyzed means it's broken into small peptides that are easier to absorb, and studies have looked at daily collagen for skin elasticity and hydration.
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Panax Ginseng
A root valued for centuries in traditional Asian practice and one of the world's most studied botanicals. Often described as an adaptogen, traditionally used for energy and vitality. Earthy, warm and slightly sweet.
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Magnesium
An essential mineral involved in over 300 reactions in the body, including muscle and nerve function and energy metabolism. Many people don't get enough of it, and it's well known for its role in relaxation and recovery.
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Sodium Hyaluronate
The salt form of hyaluronic acid, a molecule found naturally in skin and joints. Famous for holding up to 1,000 times its weight in water, it's a star of hydration-focused beauty routines.
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Biotin
Also called vitamin B7. A factor in energy metabolism and tissue formation, and one of the best-known vitamins in hair, skin and nail routines.
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Ginger Root
A root used in kitchens and herbal traditions for thousands of years, traditionally used to support digestion. Loved for its warm, spicy, thermogenic kick.
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EGCG & Catechins
Natural polyphenols found in green tea. EGCG is the most abundant and the most studied, best known as an antioxidant and researched for its role in metabolism.
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Glycine
The smallest amino acid and a key building block of collagen, making up about a third of it. Also studied for its role in relaxation and sleep quality.
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Taurine
An amino acid found naturally in the body, concentrated in the brain, heart and muscles. A staple of sports nutrition, studied for its role in hydration, endurance and recovery.
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Multivitamins & B-Vitamin Complex
Vitamins B6 and B12 are factors in energy metabolism and tissue formation; vitamin D3 helps in the formation and maintenance of bones and teeth; vitamin C is a factor in the maintenance of bones, cartilage, teeth and gums.
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Antioxidants
Compounds that help protect the body's cells from oxidative stress caused by sun, pollution and everyday life. Found in green tea, ginger, rosehip and vitamins A and C.
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Electrolytes
Minerals that carry an electric charge: sodium, potassium and magnesium. They help regulate hydration, nerve signals and muscle function, and you lose them when you sweat.
What you'll never find
- Caffeine-free across the entire range
- Sucralose or aspartame
- Artificial colours
- Artificial sweeteners
What Makes a Mind Cooler Different?
Every ingredient chosen for a reason, at a dose we print on the can. Here's how Slow Cow compares.
Slow Cow |
Other Wellness Drinks | |
|---|---|---|
| Recognized Functional Ingredients | Sometimes | |
| Transparent Functional Dosages | Rarely | |
| Zero Caffeine | Not Always | |
| Multiple Benefits in One Formula | Usually One | |
| No Artificial Colours | Not Always | |
| Ready To Drink | Rarely |
In your own world.

Any Last Questions?
What is a Mind Cooler?
A Mind Cooler is a functional beverage designed to help you find clarity, balance and your best state of mind. Every formula is purposefully crafted for a different moment—whether you want to focus, unwind or support your everyday wellbeing.
Is there any caffeine?
None. Every Slow Cow is caffeine-free. The benefits come from purposeful ingredients, not stimulants.
When should I drink each one?
Focus is best before work, studying, sports or anything that demands concentration. Shine fits naturally into your daily wellness routine, especially after workouts or as your everyday beauty ritual. Serenity (coming soon) is perfect when you want to slow down without slowing yourself down.
What is it sweetened with?
Focus and Shine are lightly sweetened with a touch of cane sugar and stevia, containing just 35 calories per can.
Serenity’s new recipe is coming soon — we’ll share its full details at launch.
We never use sucralose, aspartame, artificial colours, or artificial sweeteners.
Can I drink one every day?
Yes. Slow Cow is made to be part of your daily routine. Just stay within the daily limit and follow the cautionary statements printed on the can, including the ones for children and for pregnant or breastfeeding women.
Who can drink Slow Cow?
Slow Cow is made for adults 18 and over. It's not recommended for children, or during pregnancy or breastfeeding. Always follow the daily limit and warnings on the can.












